Let’s play snog, marry, avoid

May 12, 2011

If you follow me on twitter you’ll know that one of my favourite things to do when it’s a bit quietย  is to play Snog, marry, avoid (I don’t mean literally, I mean virtually, obviously. Well, maybe sometimes *cough*)

The rules of the game are incredibly simple. You have to pick three famous people and then choose which one to snog (or whatever), which one to marry, and which one to avoid. Or push off a cliff, depending on your frame of mind.

Now of course this game is completely hypothetical. And the aim of the game is to make it as difficult as possible – so for example, you choose three incredibly ugly men, or you choose three equally sexy men, or three awful politicians. It’s your choice.

For example, I could suggest Patrick Dempsey, Sawyer from Lost, and Brad Pitt.

Hmmm…. not that easy, is it?

So I’d like to invite you to play snog, marry, avoid. Simply leave your best possible combination – sexy, funny, silly –ย  in the comments below, and to make it more interesting, I’m going to give the person who comes up with the best possible combo a lovely prize of DKNY Be Delicious fragrance and body cream.

Usual The Mum Blog rules apply, and the competition closes next Thursday.

Good luck and can’t wait to see the combos you come up with!

 

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  • eileen haveron May 30, 2011 at 9:47 pm

    who ended up winning the scrummy perfume?

  • Liz Jarvis May 19, 2011 at 7:31 am

    Thank you all for your brilliant, funny and (at times) downright disturbing snog/marry/avoid suggestions. I’ll announce the winner this evening x

  • Cally May 18, 2011 at 8:21 am

    Bernard Manning, Roy Chubby Brown, John McCririck

    • Liz Jarvis May 20, 2011 at 8:38 pm

      Absolutely awful. But I suppose it would have to be marry Bernard in the hope he wouldn’t last long, snog Roy, and avoid McCririck. And his underpants.

  • LIvbet May 15, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    Rhett Butler
    Mr Darcy
    Jay Gatsby

    • Liz Jarvis May 20, 2011 at 8:37 pm

      Love this one

      Marry Mr Darcy
      Snog Rhett
      Avoid Jay as would end in tragedy

  • Natalie May 15, 2011 at 9:26 am

    Snog Rodney
    Marry Delboy
    Avoid Trigger

    There’s something I didn’t think I’d be typing this morning! x

  • Mrs Worthington May 15, 2011 at 9:07 am

    Have a couple of suggestions for you. Option 1, Frankie Boyle, Chubby Brown or Bernard Manning? Or option 2 Putin, G Bush junior or Gaddaffi?

    • Liz Jarvis May 20, 2011 at 8:36 pm

      Wow Mrs Worthington I think you might have flummoxed me completely.

      I’m going to say option 1:

      Yeeeeuch. I can’t bear it.
      and option 2…

      Yeeeuch I can’t bear it.

      We have a winner!

  • Erica Price May 14, 2011 at 7:59 am

    How about an Only Fools and Horses trio?
    Del Boy
    Rodney
    Trigger

    • Liz Jarvis May 20, 2011 at 8:35 pm

      It would have to be marry Del Boy, snog Rodney, avoid Trigger

  • Nazima May 13, 2011 at 9:04 pm

    Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, yoda

    • Liz Jarvis May 14, 2011 at 7:38 am

      Obviously marry Han Solo
      Snog Luke Skywalker but it would be like snogging your brother
      Avoid yoda, but only because he’s not human

  • LIvbet May 13, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    Jack Shepherd
    James Sawyer
    Desmond Hume

    (I actually wouldn’t want to avoid any of them)

    • Liz Jarvis May 13, 2011 at 8:35 pm

      Well, bizarrely, I actually stood behind Desmond at the American Embassy once when I was getting a work visa. He was with his agency and everyone in the queue was saying ‘it’s Desmond from Lost’.

      He didn’t call me brother though.

      OK so marry Sawyer
      Snog Jack
      Avoid Desmond (but not easy)

      • LIvbet May 13, 2011 at 9:38 pm

        Lol about the brother thing. I loved Desmond – great character. I miss Lost.

        Simon Cowell
        Piers Morgan
        Louis Walsh

        • Liz Jarvis May 14, 2011 at 7:38 am

          Marry Simon
          Snog Louis
          Avoid Piers at all costs

  • missleslieanne May 13, 2011 at 8:21 pm

    Oooh, or how about:
    Christopher Eccleston
    David Tennant
    Matt Smith?

    • Liz Jarvis May 13, 2011 at 8:29 pm

      Marry David Tennant.
      Snog Christopher Eccleston (have met).
      Avoid Matt Smith.

      Easy!

      • missleslieanne May 13, 2011 at 8:31 pm

        Ah, snap again!!
        (Though not to meeting Christopher Eccleston) – Matt Smith is growing on me as a doctor, but just not crush worthy really.

  • missleslieanne May 13, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    Retro TV Crushes…

    Jared Leto as Jordan in My So Called Life
    Joey Lawrence as Joey in Blossom
    Matthew Fox as Charlie in Party of Five

    ???

  • Scottish Mum May 13, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    As an old but goodie film lover.

    Errol Flynn
    Gregory Peck
    Rock Hudson

    • Liz Jarvis May 13, 2011 at 7:46 pm

      Well, knowing what we now know about Rock, it’d be

      Marry Gregory
      In like Flynn for a snog
      Avoid Rock Hudson

  • Gigi MumsRock May 13, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    OMG – what a delish distraction:)

    The bloke from The Pianist (but not in the Darjeeling Express – what a f-ing waste)
    Owen Wilson (oh so pretty, pretty…sigh)
    and of course Jake Gyllenhaal. Or Big from SATC or…Andrew McCarthy (before he turned lizard in Lipstick Jungle.
    Why only three – what about Snog (x 3) Marry x 2) and everyone apart from the above could be avoided. Damn back to Work for me Missy x

    • Liz Jarvis May 13, 2011 at 8:36 pm

      OK do you mean Adrian Brody?

      So marry Owen Wilson
      Snog Jake G (have seen up close)
      Avoid Adrian

  • I Heart Motherhood May 13, 2011 at 11:58 am

    Eric from True Blood
    Dexter from Dexter
    Big from SATC

    • missleslieanne May 13, 2011 at 8:17 pm

      ooooh, good choices!

      Marry Dexter
      Snog Eric
      Avoid Big (He’s hot, but he’kd only break my heart!)

      • Liz Jarvis May 13, 2011 at 8:37 pm

        Marry Eric
        Snog Big
        Avoid Dexter, on account of him being a serial killer

  • Martin Gammon May 13, 2011 at 8:59 am

    A few unglamourous(?) comedians:

    Danny DeVito
    Mel Smith
    Woody Allen

    • Liz Jarvis May 13, 2011 at 8:38 pm

      lol.

      Awful.
      Awful.
      Awful.

      At a push:
      Marry Woody Allen
      Snog Danny
      Avoid Mel

  • LIvbet May 13, 2011 at 8:41 am

    Apologies if this up twice – I seem to be having probs. and can’t see my posts.

    Shayne Ward
    Rhydian
    Steve Brookstein

    • Liz Jarvis May 13, 2011 at 8:39 pm

      Marry Shayne
      Snog Steve
      Avoid Rhydian, obviously

  • Martin Gammon May 13, 2011 at 8:28 am

    Going back and bit, how about:

    James Dean
    Paul Newman
    Montgomery Clift (pre-accident)

    • Scottish Mum May 13, 2011 at 1:38 pm

      Easy

      Marry Paul Newman
      Snot Montgomery Clift
      Avoid James Dean

      • Liz Jarvis May 13, 2011 at 8:40 pm

        Marry Paul Newman
        Snog James Dean
        Avoid Montgomery Clift, but it would be a tough call

  • Jennifer Belden May 12, 2011 at 11:42 pm

    ooh, ok, how about

    Gerard Butler
    Jeffery Dean Morgan
    Russell Crowe

    • Liz Jarvis May 13, 2011 at 8:40 pm

      Snog Gerard
      Marry Russ
      Avoid Jeffery

  • Jennifer Belden May 12, 2011 at 11:38 pm

    Everything is annoying me today, so talking about annoying:

    Jerry Springer
    Jeremy Kyle
    Maury

    *snort*

    • Liz Jarvis May 13, 2011 at 8:41 pm

      Ewwwww

      Marry Jerry
      Snog Jeremy (puke)
      Avoid Maury

  • Moetandmuffins May 12, 2011 at 11:23 pm

    Boris Johnson
    David Mellor
    John Prescott

    • Liz Jarvis May 14, 2011 at 7:40 am

      Horrific.

      Marry Boris.
      Snog Prescott.
      Avoid Mellor. Whatever happened to him? No, don’t tell me, I much prefer the fact he’s no longer visible.

  • Moetandmuffins May 12, 2011 at 11:15 pm

    Leigh Francis
    Lee Mack
    Jack Dee

    OR

    Boris Johnson
    John Prescott
    David Mellor (blast from the past!)

  • LIvbet May 12, 2011 at 10:45 pm

    Ben Barnes
    Richard Armitage
    David Tennant

    • Liz Jarvis May 14, 2011 at 7:42 am

      Agggh.

      OK marry Richard.
      Snog David.
      Avoid Ben, but only because he’s not really my type.

  • LIvbet May 12, 2011 at 10:43 pm

    Ray Winstone (my choice if I ever wanted a bit of rough)
    Liam Neeson
    Alan Rickman

    • missleslieanne May 13, 2011 at 8:16 pm

      Marry Ray (He’d look after you I reckon ๐Ÿ˜‰
      Snog Liam
      Avoid Alan (can you imagine that voice trying to seduce you? *shudder!*)

      • Liz Jarvis May 13, 2011 at 8:44 pm

        Marry Liam
        Snog Ray
        Avoid Alan, have met, very uncharming

  • The Glitterazzi May 12, 2011 at 10:41 pm

    Rod Hull
    Keith Harris
    Geoffrey

    Emu
    Orville
    Zippy

    • Liz Jarvis May 14, 2011 at 7:43 am

      I think the second three are all puppets.

      First three:

      Aggh!
      Marry Geoffrey
      Snog Keith
      Avoid Rod

  • Jo Craig May 12, 2011 at 10:38 pm

    Spooks-tastic

    Snog Lucas
    Marry Dimitri
    Avoid Harry

  • Nickie May 12, 2011 at 10:26 pm

    What about Bo Selecta characters?

    Michael Jackson
    Mel B
    Craig David

    • Liz Jarvis May 14, 2011 at 7:44 am

      Snog Mel B
      Marry Craig David (!)
      Avoid Michael Jackson

  • LIvbet May 12, 2011 at 10:24 pm

    Jedward
    Tweedledum and Tweedledee
    Matt and Luke Goss

    • Liz Jarvis May 14, 2011 at 7:44 am

      Marry Matt and Luke (!)
      Snog Jedward, although it would feel a bit wrong
      Avoid Tweedldum and Tweedledee

  • eileen haveron May 12, 2011 at 10:24 pm

    And musical theatre:

    Phantom from, erm, Phantom
    Tevye from Fiddler
    Tony from West Side Story

    If you fancy Snog, Marry, Avoid, Jazzhands I can throw in one of the puppets from Avenue Q

    • Jennifer Belden May 12, 2011 at 11:35 pm

      you have to throw in Jazzhands, of course!

    • Liz Jarvis May 14, 2011 at 7:48 am

      Marry Tony
      Snog Phantom
      Avoid Tevye

      *jazzhands*

  • eileen haveron May 12, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    Going Old Skool as we used to play this:

    Joey
    Ross
    Chandler

    • Liz Jarvis May 14, 2011 at 7:45 am

      We used to play this all the time too!

      OK:
      Marry Chandler
      Snog Joey
      Avoid Ross

  • Jules May 12, 2011 at 10:19 pm

    Patrick Moore
    Patrick Stewart
    Postman Pat

    • Liz Jarvis May 14, 2011 at 7:47 am

      Marry Stewart
      Snog Pat, even though he’s a puppet
      Avoid Moore

  • Claire May 12, 2011 at 10:19 pm

    Jack Bauer
    Jack Sparrow
    Jack Shepherd

    • Liz Jarvis May 14, 2011 at 7:46 am

      Marry Shepherd
      Snog Bauer
      Avoid Sparrow. You’d never be able to trust him.

  • Nickie May 12, 2011 at 10:19 pm

    OK then… very retro:

    Noel Edmonds
    Keith Chegwin
    John Craven

  • Claire May 12, 2011 at 10:18 pm

    Ok, what about:

    Jack Bauer (24)
    Jack Shepherd (Lost)
    Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of The Carribean)

  • Laura-Mae May 12, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    Ok………just one more……

    Jedward
    Wagner (X-Factor)
    The Hoff

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 10:20 pm

      Well I’d have to reject Jedward on the grounds I’m old enough to be their mum.

      So sadly that leaves me

      Marrying The Hoff (!)
      Snogging Wagner (!!)

      • Laura-Mae May 12, 2011 at 10:21 pm

        Hee he hee!!! I’ve got the giggles!!

  • LIvbet May 12, 2011 at 10:15 pm

    Faramir
    Boromir
    Aragorn

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 10:18 pm

      Oh I love this one.

      Marry Aragorn (duh)
      Snog Boromir
      Avoid Faramir, but not easy

  • Sarah May 12, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    Jeremy Clarkson
    James May
    Richard Hammond……

    I know what I would chose!

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 10:13 pm

      Who?

      I guess marry Hammond
      Snog May
      Avoid Clarkson

      • Sarah May 12, 2011 at 10:18 pm

        Avoid Clarkson is a definite
        Snog Hammond
        Marry May

        Not sure why, but May is just that little bit more mmmmm to me – perhaps it is his “sensitive hair”! Plus I’m a teensy bit taller than Hammond, and would get a sore neck over a long period of time.

  • LIvbet May 12, 2011 at 10:09 pm

    Merlin
    Rincewind
    Harry Potter

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 10:15 pm

      I don’t know who Rincewind is, but I’m hoping they’re an adult.

      So marry Merlin
      Snog Rincewind
      Avoid Harry Potter, because he is, really, a child

  • Laura-Mae May 12, 2011 at 10:05 pm

    One more…….

    How about

    Keith Lemon
    Ali G
    Alan Partridge

    Double Hmmmmmmmmm!! ;o)

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 10:12 pm

      Hilarious.

      OK….

      Marry Keith Lemon (I do sort of fancy him)
      Kiss Ali G
      Avoid Alan Partridge. Have met.

      • Laura-Mae May 12, 2011 at 10:20 pm

        Weirdly, I fancy Keith Lemon a little bit too! God know why!!

  • Laura-Mae May 12, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    I’m thinking Breakfast Radio so………..

    Chris Moyles
    Chris Evans
    Christian O’Connell

    Hmmmmmmm…….;o)

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 10:12 pm

      Marry Moyles
      Snog Christian
      Avoid Evans

  • Amy, Miss Cherry Red May 12, 2011 at 9:51 pm

    Snog: Eric Dane
    Marry: Patrick Dempsey
    Avoid: Alex Reid

    (just so we’re clear, these are todays options… tomorrows will be different x)

  • LIvbet May 12, 2011 at 9:48 pm

    Marry JBJ
    Snog Morten Harket
    Avoid George Michael

    Enrique
    Liam Neeson
    Ray WInstone

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 10:16 pm

      Easy.

      Marry Liam.
      Snog Ray.
      Avoid Enrique, as not his type at all.

  • Sarah May 12, 2011 at 9:47 pm

    Another foodie one….

    James Martin
    Paul Hollywood
    Duff Goldman

  • Insomniac Mummy May 12, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    OK, so I’m going down the 80’s popstar route:

    Morten Harket
    George Michael
    Jon Bon Jovi

    ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 9:39 pm

      I like your style.

      Ooh not so easy.

      But I think I’d go:
      Marry Jon
      Snog Morten
      Avoid George but ONLY because I know I’m not really his type

  • maggie May 12, 2011 at 9:30 pm

    Newsreader – tastic

    Huw Edwards
    Jeremy Paxman
    Michael Burke

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 9:38 pm

      lol.

      Marry Paxman.
      Snog Huw Edwards.
      Avoid Michael Burke.

  • Becky May 12, 2011 at 8:00 pm

    Okay, I’ve got to inject some cheffage into the proceedings here:

    James Martin
    Simon Rimmer
    Gino D’Acampo

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 9:17 pm

      Marry James
      Snog Gino
      Avoid Simon

  • Nicola May 12, 2011 at 7:56 pm

    Vin Diesel
    Jason Statham
    Matt Damon

    yummy!!!

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 9:17 pm

      Easy.

      Marry Matt.
      Snog Jason.
      Avoid Vin.

  • Moetandmuffins May 12, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    Johnny Depp
    Harry Connick
    Tom Ford

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 9:18 pm

      Marry Johnny.
      Snog Harry.
      Avoid Tom, although he is very pretty.

  • Amy May 12, 2011 at 7:51 pm

    What about in the den…

    Theo
    Duncan
    Peter

    • Louise Edwards May 12, 2011 at 7:58 pm

      Snog Theo
      Avoid Duncan
      Marry Peter

      • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 9:19 pm

        Ewww…

        OK I think I’d have to do the same as Louise.

  • Emma May 12, 2011 at 7:51 pm

    Ok how about this

    Eric Dane, Mc Steamy Grey’s anatomy
    Ian Somerhalder, Damon Vampire diaries
    Jessie William, Avery Grey’s Anatomy

    Now they are sexy!

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 9:19 pm

      They are sexy!

      Marry Eric
      Snog Jessie
      Avoid Ian

  • Carmen Shaw May 12, 2011 at 7:43 pm

    Lawrence Dallaglio
    Olivier Martinez
    Liam Neeson

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 9:20 pm

      Marry Liam
      Snog Olivier (hubba hubba)
      Avoid Lawrence

  • maddydodo May 12, 2011 at 7:31 pm

    wayne rooney, david cameron, jimmy savile

    • eileen haveron May 12, 2011 at 7:44 pm

      oh good god ๐Ÿ™

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 9:22 pm

      Gross!

      Marry David
      Avoid Jimmy
      Snog Wayne

  • Sarah Gainsborough May 12, 2011 at 7:28 pm

    How about-
    Chris Moyles
    Chris Evans
    Chris Tarrant

    Ummmmm….

    Sarah x

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 9:23 pm

      Marry Moyles
      Snog Evans
      Avoid Tarrant

  • Mother's Always Right May 12, 2011 at 7:26 pm

    Snog: Gary Barlow
    Marry: Gary Barlow
    Avoid: Robbie Williams

    What can I say? I like Gary Barlow.

  • Nicola May 12, 2011 at 7:23 pm

    Louis Walsh
    Michael Barrymore
    Jeremy Clarkson

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 9:21 pm

      That’s AWFUL.

      It would have to be
      Marry Louis
      Snog Jeremy
      Avoid Barrymore

  • Emma May 12, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    Simon Pegg
    Nick frost
    Paul – the alien

    I know it’s a difficult choice!

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:25 pm

      Marry Simon
      Avoid the alien
      Snog Nick

  • eileen haveron May 12, 2011 at 7:13 pm

    Jocelyn Wildenstein, Gordon Brown, Jabba The Hut ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:25 pm

      OMG.

      Avoid Jabba.
      Marry Gordon.
      Snog Joceyln. EWWWWWW!

  • Louise Edwards May 12, 2011 at 7:09 pm

    Cbeebies menfolk…

    Mr Bloom
    Mr Maker
    Mr Tumble

    xx

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 9:23 pm

      Aggh!
      Marry Mr Bloom
      Snog Mr Maker
      Avoid Mr Tumble

      • missleslieanne May 13, 2011 at 8:13 pm

        ah, I’d say exactly the same – I have growing inappropriate crshes on The Bloom & The Maker… I know, I am made of wrong!

  • Linda May 12, 2011 at 2:31 pm

    Barry Chuckle
    Bernie Clifton
    Stu Francis (I could crush a grape.)

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:23 pm

      Nooooo! Stu Francis. That takes me back.

      Marry Stu.
      Snog Bernie.
      Avoid Barry.

  • Mylifeschaotic May 12, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    David Cameron, Nick Clegg, Ed Milliband

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:24 pm

      Dreadful.

      OK… marry Nick, but only because he’s the best-looking, I wouldn’t be able to talk to him.
      Snog Ed.
      Avoid Cameron.

    • KatieB May 12, 2011 at 9:55 pm

      Damn it, I was going to suggest this one but with Gordon Brown instead of Ed Milliband!!

  • MrsMiddleham May 12, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    Jeremy Clarkson
    James May
    The Stig

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:22 pm

      Well this could go horribly wrong, because we don’t know who The Stig is.

      But in my mind The Stig is Schumacher.

      So marry The Stig.
      Snog May.
      Avoid Clarkson.

  • clare holmes (makeformacmillan May 12, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    Snog – Animal from the Muppets
    Marry – Cookie Monster (crumbs an issue – but lack of available cookies for me good)
    Avoid – Snuffleufagus ( mainly due to shame to my eyelashes at how long his are… plus he is always grumpy or blue)

    Hope this selection doesnt make me weird! ๐Ÿ™‚ x

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:22 pm

      It does make you a little weird (lol).

      Needs to be a choice for the rest of us to make…

  • Alison May 12, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    Jensen Ackles, Sean Connery (in his younger days, I will get my time machine) , Russell Crowe

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:21 pm

      Ah, well I’ve met Russell, so it would have to be

      marry Russell
      Snog Jensen
      and avoid Sean, but only because he’s so old. Sorry.

  • Lucy May 12, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    Snog: Laurence Llewelyn- Bowen (always wondered what a camp man snogs like)

    Marry: David Beckham (I hear he has OCD in the tidying and cleaning dept, perfect for a slattern like myself)

    Avoid: Zac Efron (pretty boys SCARE me so much)

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:20 pm

      ah but it’s supposed to be a choice for the rest of us to make…

      LLB? Really?

  • Coulson Macleod May 12, 2011 at 1:17 pm

    How about three Take That band members…

    Gary Barlow, Robbie Williams & Mark Owen.

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:20 pm

      This one’s easy.

      Marry Mark.
      Snog Gary.
      Avoid Robbie.

  • Stacey May 12, 2011 at 12:54 pm

    Erm…

    On one end of the spectrum:

    Kenneth Clarke, Gordon Brown, Menzies Campbell

    On the other, lovelier end:

    Jenson Ackles (from Supernatural), Daniel Craig, Colin Firth

    Ooh, I like that last list!

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:19 pm

      OK.

      Aggh!

      Marry Ming Campbell, snog Gordon, avoid Kenneth.

      Marry Daniel, snog Colin, avoid Jenson.

  • Sam May 12, 2011 at 11:34 am

    Hmmm…

    Peter Kay
    Lee Evans
    Ricky Gervais…

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:18 pm

      ooh I like this one.

      Have met Lee so I’d say marry Lee.
      Snog Peter.
      Avoid Ricky.

  • The Real Mamma Diaries May 12, 2011 at 11:29 am

    What about Jeremy Clarkson, Jeremy Paxman or Jeremy Beadle (if he was still alive!)

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:18 pm

      Ewwwwww!

      Marry Paxman
      Snog Clarkson (bleugh)
      Avoid Beadle. He’s always about.

  • rachel morris May 12, 2011 at 11:24 am

    Snog Tom Ford (i know he’s gay but he’s incredibly cute)

    Marry David Beckham

    Avoid Alex Reid

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:17 pm

      ah yes but you’re supposed to give us the choice to make…

  • The Real Mamma Diaries May 12, 2011 at 11:22 am

    I’m on a roll…Louis Walsh, Ian Hislop or Gordon Ramsay!

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:17 pm

      Arrgh! That’s awful.

      Marry Gordon (!)
      Snog… Ian?
      Avoid… Louis?

      Ewwww!

  • ToybuzzUK May 12, 2011 at 11:22 am

    Ok i’ll try again,

    What about Thor (Chris Hemsworth) ,Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) or Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr)

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:16 pm

      OMG.

      I think marry Iron Man.
      Snog Thor.
      Avoid Wolverine.

      But that wasn’t very easy!

  • The Real Mamma Diaries May 12, 2011 at 11:20 am

    I love it – so Andrew Marr, Ryan Giggs or Rio Ferdinand….

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:14 pm

      Roffling. OK Marry Ryan, Snog Rio, Avoid Marr.

  • Gillian Moloney May 12, 2011 at 10:53 am

    Orlando Bloom
    Peter Andre
    David Beckham

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:14 pm

      Marry Orlando
      Snog David
      Avoid Andre

  • Gillian Moloney May 12, 2011 at 10:53 am

    Opps I ment Peter Andre lol

  • Gillian Moloney May 12, 2011 at 10:52 am

    Orlando Bloom
    Peter Andrew
    David Beckham

  • Sarah Knight (@knightys) May 12, 2011 at 10:20 am

    The Hoff
    Piers Morgan
    Simon Cowell

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:14 pm

      In this case…

      Marry Cowell
      Snog The Hoff
      Avoid Morgan (it’s always going to be avoid Morgan)

  • MrsMiddleham May 12, 2011 at 10:01 am

    Sir Alan Sugar, Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell. Money isn’t everything!

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:13 pm

      That’s easy.

      Marry Lord Sugar.
      Snog Cowell.
      Avoid Morgan.

  • Charlotte McIntyre May 12, 2011 at 10:00 am

    SNOG:Prince Harry
    Marry: Colin Firth
    Avoid: Ed Miliband
    Ps: LIz, I’m new to your blog but think it’s excellent

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 10:36 am

      Thank you very much for the compliment!

      Needs to be a choice the rest of us have to make though… x

  • Claire, Cheshire Mum May 12, 2011 at 9:27 am

    I would snog Brad Pitt, avoid Sawyer from Lost & marry Patrick Dempsey.

    So next to comment your choices are: Jeremy Kyle, Keith Chegwin & Richard Madeley

    Mwah ha ha! Snog, Marry, avoid!

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:12 pm

      Awful awful awful.

      Marry Madeley
      Snog Kyle
      Avoid Chegwin

  • susan nowak May 12, 2011 at 9:26 am

    okay 2nd try

    Prince Charles
    Prince Philip
    Prince (or the bloody Symbol..whatever)

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:09 pm

      now that’s difficult.

      Marry Prince Charles (!)
      Snog Prince
      Avoid Prince Philip?

  • Janis from ReallyKidFriendly.com May 12, 2011 at 9:12 am

    Easy peasy:

    Snog: Wolverine. NOT Hugh Jackman (yuck), definitely Wolverine. I can’t promise I will stop at snogging though.

    Marry: Simon Reeve. Sigh.

    Avoid: that guy from the Halifax ads. oh, and that horribly rotten slimy guy from Mad Men. Pete.

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 10:34 am

      ah… but it needs to be a Hobson’s Choice for the rest of us to make…

  • ToybuzzUK May 12, 2011 at 9:07 am

    As we’ve had two nights of The Apprentice in a row, I thought it might be fun to choose three of the lads from Logic

    Snog) Hard as they are all a bit slimy but probably Leon (definitely not Vincent!)

    Marry) Tom, he looks like a nice guy

    Avoid) Spec’s salesman Gavin, really taken a dislike to him already

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 10:35 am

      lol at Leon…

      It needs to be a choice the rest of us have to make though…. x

  • Jenny paulin May 12, 2011 at 9:04 am

    Ok I would

    SNOG Brad Pitt (would have been marry but how could I compete with his first two wives?!)

    MARRY Jake Gyhannel

    AVOID Ant and/or Dec

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 10:33 am

      Lol Jenny you’re supposed to make it as difficult a choice for the rest of us as possible… x

  • susan nowak May 12, 2011 at 8:54 am

    Snog: That heartthrob from school who was 3 yrs older and didn’t give me a 2nd glance…he would now!

    Marry: That 99yr old with angina

    Avoid: That Daily Mail!

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 10:34 am

      needs to be a choice we have to make x

  • Carolin May 12, 2011 at 8:25 am

    Gerald Butter, David Beckham, Tom Cruise.

    Haha, I love this game: doesn’t even matter if I win because I get to read who everyone fancies ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Liz Jarvis May 12, 2011 at 7:08 pm

      OK I’d marry Becks, snog Gerard and avoid Tom.

      • Carolin May 12, 2011 at 8:28 pm

        A girl after my own heart ๐Ÿ˜‰